Photo by Dominic Gravel, The Press
Our columnist got stuck in the head of a tourist influencer.
Here is the travel influencer’s diary.
Posted at 5:00 am.
June 20, 2022 – I’m having a hard time! I head south to my travel review blog, Le Globe-téteux. All are paid for by the Dora-Dora tourist office, Air Pad Aviation, the Seapoo 5-star hotel chain, the Somort brand of liquor, the Bruless Egal sun lotion brand and a swimwear line. I just have to say that everything is awesome. I feel like writing right away! My first trip since the pandemic and it’s going to be MALAAAAAD! I’m going to renew my passport and that’s a start!!!!
June 21, 2022 – I am in the queue at the passport office. There are people on TA! What is wrong with all these people!!?? Couldn’t they have created their passports during the pandemic!? Why wait until you finally get the right to travel!? Almost unorganized!
June 23, 2022 – I am still at the passport office. I am here for two days and two nights. Luckily I brought the Soumort crate that I got for free.
June 24, 2022 – It shouldn’t have been so long. Reached number 76 and I have 1077. Well, I’m going to skip Saint-Jean here. I’m going to ask Karin to bring my guitar.
June 25, 2022 – You’ve reached number 128. Things are moving forward. We spent the night singing Mario Belchat: “Travelling, I don’t like traveling without you. »
June 27, 2022 – I have my passport tab! It’s been a week!!! I am in a very sacred mode, in which my image appears. I have to laugh again for the stories of me packing my bags full, I owe Full Pack two posts. I am calm! A little visualization: tomorrow, I have two buttocks in the sand!
June 28, 2022, 3:30 pm – My Uber dropped me off at the airport. There are a lot of people here! Sounds like a rush! Luckily I arrived two hours early.
Jun 28, 2022, 5:30 pm – I’m sitting in line. Not the tail of a plane, but the tail of a tail. The flight was delayed. My full pack suitcases were not checked in.
June 29, 2022 – Still in Dorval. I need a pillow sponsorship. That’s not all, I have to work. Today, I have to post three photos of myself at the beach, in a Petite Pocket Bathing Suit. I have no choice, I’m going to put my swimsuit on here and take a selfie. After all, we are all lying on the ground, like on the beach, no sand or water.
June 30, 2022 – Air Bête canceled my flight. What’s worse is that I can’t pay it back and I haven’t paid for it. To leave is to die a little, but not to leave is to die! what am i doing I will try to get funding from Air Canada.
1R July 2022 – It worked! Air Canada hired me as an influencer. Besides, now, they don’t need influencers to influence the world to travel, they need influencers to influence the world to stay at home. I have to film my return home. I get my suitcases and do this.
July 2, 2022 – I’m still in Dorval. I’m waiting for my bags. It should not be too long.
July 3, 2022 – Just found out my suitcases have been returned to Dora-Dora. There are a lot of suitcases in that space, and to be clear, there are flights with just suitcases. My Suitcase has posted two photos of her at Dora-Dora Beach on Globe-têteux.ca, if you go and like it, gang! Thanks !
July 4, 2022 – Back home after a two-week vacation. I don’t snack. At least I can make a post that the Brûlez Égal cream perfectly preserves! Good to be back home! Finally, prison was sweet!
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